A true world-changer
Drink up! Maybe.
Sure, the findings are only preliminary. Granted, the study was small, and was only performed on rats. But who cares? The results are in: drinking three glasses of champagne a week could help prevent Alzheimer's disease and dementia.
I mean, probably not, really. But who cares? It's a semi-valid-sounding excuse to drink champagne!
Shellfish are contaminated
Climate change may be to blame for the shifting water temperature patterns which have caused an unusual spike in shellfish toxins off the coast of California. Too bad, too, because the Dungeness crab fishery was set to open on November 15th. However, authorities have warned that the crab is dangerously contaminated.